{The sound clicks on. After much fumbling across the terminal and a muttered "testing?" or two, he pauses. Then breathes out a long-suffering sigh.}
... Ah. This is slightly unexpected.
If I was planning on involving myself in any kind of war, I would have considered something rather less... Well. Certainly less like this than like something else, shall we say. There was more than enough trouble at home without all this nonsense.
Is this just the price one pays for their Earthly life? ... All things considered, I thought I hadn't been doing all that bad. But maybe that's why there's no brimstone?
{And off it goes again.}
... Ah. This is slightly unexpected.
If I was planning on involving myself in any kind of war, I would have considered something rather less... Well. Certainly less like this than like something else, shall we say. There was more than enough trouble at home without all this nonsense.
Is this just the price one pays for their Earthly life? ... All things considered, I thought I hadn't been doing all that bad. But maybe that's why there's no brimstone?
{And off it goes again.}